This just in: Bush to cancel Iraq speech and instead take on Rosie/ Trump fued
In a surprising move, President Bush has cancelled his scheduled Iraq
speech, instead opting to take on the more serious threat of the Donald Trump/ Rosie O' Donell Fued.
"Being a political dude, I decided to address this
issue, which seems far more critical to the American people than the
lives lost in Iraq and the overall war on terror."
The President said, in what
some asserted was a lowbrow political move
catering to younger voters.
The President's press secretary
disputed this claim at an emergency press
conference held earlier today.
"If we look at it logically," he was quoted,
"It's not just the Ipod crowd
that is concerned with this important issue."
He then added that the President was also "frankly, scared of Rosie."
No more details are available at this time,
but more will be reported as it