Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Thought y'all might like this.

Mom got this in an email... I'm not retired, but it's still funny!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their lives interesting...

I went to Wal-Mart the other day...

I was in there about five minutes, and when I came out, there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket...

I went up to him and said, "Hey buddy, how about giving a Senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket...

I called him a pig...

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires...

So I called him a worse name...

He finished the second and put it on the windshield with the first, then he started writing a third...

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote...

I didn't care...

My car was parked around the corner, and this one had 'Hillary '08' stickers on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.