Saturday, February 18, 2006


From an unnamed source, or maybe Deep Throat, or maybe Karl Rove...

"I saw hate in his eyes", Whittington said, "He was coming right at me and there was nothing I could do to stop him. He screamed and cursed and I swear he was foaming at the mouth. I was lying there mortally wounded as he called in Karl Rove to decide how to keep it a secret until I died, and then how to blame it on Howard Dean." The 78-year-old victim added, "I do not blame him completely though. After all, he was tanked."

Alright, alright. Harry Whittington really is talking now, but if you want to know what he really said, go here.