Important. New disease spreading.
Yes, a disease is spreading. The disease is most common in places such as New Hampshire, Southern California and Vermont. The disease reached epidemic proportions during the 90s, but leveled off by around 2000.However, the leveling off has, sadly, increased the symptoms of others still infected to the point of hysteria.
Although it's not deadly, some known symptoms are listed below.
It may cause one to...
get out of touch with reality...
have unexplained affection for totalitarian dictators...
scream...
cry...
moan...
make a boob of oneself...
make a bigger boob of oneself...
There is, however, faint hope. We believe we have isolated the reason for this disease, and have even developed a scientific name...
See below...
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posted by Rebekah @ 7:24 PM
